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moalem:pesaram 5+5 chand mishe?-Agha... ... ... 11!-Ahmagh dasteto az jibe shalvaret darar! 2-roye to hesabe digei mikardam,narahat nasho vali taze fahmidam hame rast migan ke to ye adame 2roui hasti,ye rot mahe ye rot gol yeki az yeki ghashangtar for u! 3-torke mire antalia.miporsan chetor bod?mige ghadima lebase khanoma 2tike bood alan 3tike shode. migan chejori?mige:kolah,eynak,dampayi. 4-khanom moalem pedare shagerdesho mikhad o mige:bachat too daftaresh neveshte:man koon ra dost daram. pedare mige:bachast dige k.. nadide!! 5- 3chiz mardo khoshhal mikoneh:1-didane zane lokht.2-kardane kose moft.3-dashtane kire koloft. ---------------------- 2khtar : mamn kir chiye? madar : age 2khtare khobi bashi bozorg shi yekish giret miyad , 2khtar : age nabasham chi? madar :kheiliiiiiii giret miaad! __________________________________________ cheshamat vaghti zibast ke male ashk bashe,ashk vaghti zibast ke male eshgh bashe,eshgh vaghti zibast ke male to bashe,to vaghti zibai ke dastet too damaghet nabashe. ___________________________________________ midoni 7 ta sorakho chetori mikonan to ye sorakh? : : nemidoni? : : ye kam fekr kon... : : ye FOOLOOT bokon too koonet __________________________________________ dokhtare torke aroosi mikone,hamoon shab farar mikone,miad khone.babash mige chete?mige baba arousi film bood mikhan mano bokonan! __________________________________________ kosi didam dar aghoshash dudul ast,ze kutah bodane tulashmale u ast,begoftam gham chera ghotrash ke khub ast, begofta vel kon baba keifash be tul ast. __________________________________________ 3 daste layeghe kir hastand : 1:dokhtare farari 2:biveye sigari 3:ferestandeye sms tekrari... _________________________________________ torke be zane khareji : i love you. zane khareji : i love you too torke : i love you three. zan : what? torke : wat bi wat,kiram la pat ,madar madar ghahveh,ba man kal kal mikoni??!! _________________________________________ kir=kar Mard=saheb kar Zan= bikar Arab=kardorost Jende=Karshenas Pirezan=azKaroftade kos=Kargah jagh=Kardasti Kandom=Sarekari Kirgonde=Shahkar yokhm=Payanekar To=sare kar ________________________________________ Khosh hal mishy Age: B O K O Shamet. Khosh hal shodi. Fekr kardy mikham B O K Horamet! Kosh haltar bash chon Mikham B O K O N A M E T _______________________________________ Torke az Tehran Barmigaste mige: Fesad dar thran Bidad mikone, Miporsan:chera? Mige: Marda korset Zana ro nesf kardan Gozashtan jeloy Dahaneshoon _______________________________________ Niazmandiha: be Yek dokhtare Rashti ba Heykale mashdi Va sineh mashki Ba kose pashmi Va shorte Yashmi jahate Taamire kir nashti Niazmandim. _______________________________________ Torke be Sheytoon mige: Chanta kos gool Bezan baram Biar, Sheytoon mige:man Badegi khodaro nakardam, Koskashi to ro Bokonam _______________________________________ 4 shart asheghi : Dast to dast. In to dast. Dast to on. In to oon _______________________________________ Zan period: Jade laghzande ast Zane jende: Oboure kamioon azad. Zane hamele: Ehtemale soghote bahman. Zane rashti: Azadrah. Zane50 sale: Jade dar dast Tamir _______________________________________ Ye roz mimiri,be Khak seporde mishi, Baad ye alaf mishi Va ye gav toro Mikhore va toro Mirine va ye goh mishi, Man beto negah mikonam Va migam hich avaz nashodi _______________________________________ Begiresh to dast Baad saresho biyar jeloye Soorakh aroom bebaresh Dakhel Aroom agab jelosh kon Ke pardash pare nashe Ajab hale mide in GOOSH PAK KON _______________________________________ Shabe sher: Doodool gofta be kos dardam Dava kon. Be ruye man Benshen ba man safa kon Begofta in chenin kos dar javabash. Ke man peryodam shodam ba koon Safa kon _______________________________________ Basane dokhtarha Hengam vorud Be daneshgah: (_._) Moddate tahsil: (_o_) Payane tahsil: (_0_) _______________________________________ Boro paeen! . . . . . Paeentar! . . . . Chera vaysadi? Baba boro Paeentar! . . . . Ye zarre dige . . . Khoobe Haminjas, suck Bezan ________________________________________ Ostade sar kelas tashrih pezeshky dashte Kos o mikeshide daneshjo mizane zir khande Ostade mige kos nadidi. Mige didam vali kos kesh Be in bahali nadidam ________________________________________ Ghanune 10 arashmidos: agar zire ab guzidi vali hobab tolid nashe, bedun ke ridi. ________________________________________ zane saadi ra porsidand shab'ha bar shoma chegoone migozarad? goft chon foru miravad momede hayat ast va chon bar miayad mofarahe zaat ________________________________________ Salam azizam bebakhsh ke chand vaghte sms nemidam akhe Az vaghti andi gofte khoshgela bayad beraghsan, be hich karam nemiresam _______________________________________ Bebakhshid ke mozahem shodam ye soal salhast mesle khore oftade bejunam gave hasan ke nashir dare napestun chejuri shiresho bordan hendestun ! ________________________________________ 1 tosiye be to...age didi 2ta tokhm dari bedoon ke mardi,age didi 4 ta tokhm dari fekr nakon ke kheili mardi,bedoon ke daran koonet mizaran!!! ________________________________________ navare ghalbe normal : _/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l esfahani : _$_$_$_$_$_$ ghazvini : _o_0_0_o_O_0 tork : _!_?_!_?_!_?_!_? lor : _________________ ________________________________________ ye rashtiye zanesho kotak mizane , be jorme takhribe amvale omoomi migiranesh. ________________________________________ be torke migan ba KORSET & DOKME ye sher bego , mige : choon ke akharin dokmeye korset baz shod , ya ali goftimo eshgh aghaz shod.